White beaches, what's that? I live between a couple of river deltas and the only color sand we have is dark tan.
During the day I am a commercial artist and supervisor of the Calcasieu Parish Police Jury's sign making department. whis is a "Parish Police Jury" you ask? It is the same as a county commissioner's office. My dad was an old school sign painter and I can still wield a pretty mean lettering brush although everything is done with on a computer now.
By night I am Gator, the Maker of Glue and Masks. Not really a second job as much as it is a hobby that funds my styrene addiction.
And on a side note, the reason Louisiana has "parishes" and not "counties" is because when the state was originally divided up into counties, they ran along the Catholic church's parish borders, so the residents called them parishes. Nothing fancy or having to do with Napoleonic code. Just a case of old habits die hard, especially with hard headed cajuns.