AndyFettes
Master at Arms
My wife tell me I never listen to her or at least thats what I think she said !!!
Yesterday after the food shop she tells me not to use the flight of stairs out the front of our house as it was very icy and I should take the shopping up via the basement
Hmmm extra stairs I though,.... so what do I do
Yes I take the icy stairs
So after completing 5 or so trips to the car and back and shopping is in the house
Large smug grin on face , job done
Ooh I left the trunk open so one more trip down the stairs
Treads on ice and whooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Bang bang crash wallop and ended up in a mess at the bottom and that was after I was airbourne and missed out 3 steps
I have a swollen sore black button and a knee the size of a football ( an English one ) and now laid up in bed with ice packs galore
So chaps always listen to the one who has to be obeyed, its less painful

Yesterday after the food shop she tells me not to use the flight of stairs out the front of our house as it was very icy and I should take the shopping up via the basement
Hmmm extra stairs I though,.... so what do I do
Yes I take the icy stairs
So after completing 5 or so trips to the car and back and shopping is in the house
Large smug grin on face , job done
Ooh I left the trunk open so one more trip down the stairs
Treads on ice and whooooooooooooooooooooooosh
Bang bang crash wallop and ended up in a mess at the bottom and that was after I was airbourne and missed out 3 steps
I have a swollen sore black button and a knee the size of a football ( an English one ) and now laid up in bed with ice packs galore
So chaps always listen to the one who has to be obeyed, its less painful
