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2026 Plastic Surgeons Meetings and Other Model Fun!

Bid Dave and Mary did a wonderful job.
Didn't they! Dave's gramma was named Geraldine. She recently passed away, and Big Dave revered her as the strongest woman he ever knew.
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NO! Not quite like this.
Anyway, this is where little Londyn's middle name came from.
 
I keep in touch with Don's seester Jeanette. He was my friend, so his seester is too. She's been missing her brother in a big way recently. His easy friendship, his talent and his gift for telling funny stories. So I called her to tell her this story;

The setting; My Sweetie's seester, Martha's house in Marion.
The Occasion; Her 65th birthday party.
In attendance with other family members, were our great granddaughters and their parents, Mike and Becca. I was eating strawberries, which I only do when Ember (6) and Madlyn (almost 3) are around. I truly don't care for the little souery, hairy fruits but the girls LOVE strawberries, so I play along and make the funny faces and speak a little Japanese, as any good Grampa might.

I caught Madlyn licking Aunt Martha's clothes dryer. She seemed to be enjoying the taste of this major appliance.
"Mike, Your lil' daughter seem to hve a fondness for the taste of major appliances."
"Madlyn? Yeah, she eats rocks too."
Her Mom, Becca, pipes up.
"She DOES NOT eat rocks!! She licks them to see if they are any good and gives them away!"
Laughter ensued all around.

A little later, a triumphant Madlyn toddled into the living room with something pinched between her thumb and forefinger.
Mommy asks her what she found.
"It's a BUG." Plainly spoken. This horrified her Aunt Martha, and her Dad Mike and I said as one "Don't eat that."

So this time, In true Don's Seester fashion Jeanette had a funny story in return!

It seems that there is 235,000-some acres on fire in her home state of Colorado. All fun summer outdoor activities are verboten. No July 4th fireworks, BBG grills, or camp fires. Residents are advised not to even mow their lawns if they have one. So far, no ban on She and Tom's favored "indoor combustion" has been issued.
The Custer county smoke plumes are easy to see and smell from their rural Westcliffe home. Their place is on a rise in Wet Mountain valley. (Why is is Wet Mountain burning?)
Jeanette tells me they can see the firebombers plainly enough to read the tail numbers as they fight the huge blaze.
"Get some pictures!!"

In any case, She and Tom were going about their mountain retirement business, when a clamor arose in their living room.
Coming downstairs, they found a brown bear, seated on the floor, watching their TV. He had torn through the screen door, entered their house, found the remote and turned on the TV in his new "Cave". The juvenile brown bear seemed frightened but appeared uninjured. In true frontier fashion, Jennette and Tom got busy ejecting the furry freeloader from their home.
There was no "Holly Molly there's A BEAR in our living room!" in it.

They shooed him, as parents might, and he dropped the TV remote, stood and walked along the wall and the windows to the door, leaving soggy bear pawprints as he went, The juvenile bear trundled across the yard and ducked under the fence to find another safe haven.

No injuries were sustained to any creatures. Jeanette's screen door is a total loss, the TV remote may survive another day and bear pawprints are evidently washable. Not quite an unbearable encounter with wildfire driven wildlife.

I could just imagine Tom and Brownie fighting over the TV remote and the comfiest chair.
"Listen! It is NOT OK to put that in your mouth! Use your friggin' thumbs, you little Heathen! We are not watching Grizzly Adams again!"
(Bear protesting noises)
"No soccer either!"

Perhaps, at one point the bear in question might have turned and sagely said "Only You."

We had a fine conversation and a couple of good laughs together. It was as if Don enjoyed both tales as well.
 
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