You may live in Canada

[RichB]

On July 1[sup]st[/sup] Canada celebrates 150 years of Confederation. The following is Jeff Foxworthy's take on Canada.


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada ..

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of the Canada-US border for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/h through 20 cm of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km/h, you're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,
You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2[sup]o[/sup] C 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

Cheers,
Rich

 

[razordws]

:drinks Cheers Rich and Happy Birthday!

 

[Paulw]

If your favorite breakfast is cornflakes and Moose Head.

 

[moon puppy]

Confederacy, :smack See I told you it'll work.

Go Canada eh!

 

[jknaus]

Happy Birthday to all the Canadians, even us Albertans :drinks
James

 

[phantom II]

Happy Birthday Good looking Bug EH !

Cheers, Christian B)

 

[Heavens Eagle]

 

[iambrb]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THE CANUK-IANS!!!!!

Hey I take issue with only one of Foxworthy's lines:
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
I live in South Carolina, but I hit a deer a few yars ago, and the hood and all panels down the right side. 8 weeks later to the day, within sight of the first impact....I hit a deer that damaged the hood and all panels on the left!