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Joke Of The Day
- Thread starter Iron Mike
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Cheyenne
Moderator
A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house and this little , real little kid answers the door , he's got a cigar in one hand a glass of Scotch in the other and a Playboy under his arm .
The traveling salesman says " EErr , kid are your parents home ? "
The kid answers " Does it look like my fricken parents are home ? "
The traveling salesman says " EErr , kid are your parents home ? "
The kid answers " Does it look like my fricken parents are home ? "
Swordsman
Active member
Yeah I told the director that joke and He incorparted in in the film .... Naw My Dad told Me that Joke back in the Sixties .... I guess good Old Jokes never die ....
ldguy
Gator
Well-known member
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were standing at the base of a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed ta find de height of de flagpole," said Boudreaux, "but we don't got a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Thibodeaux shook his head and laughed, "Ain't dat just like a dumb blonde. We axe for de height, and she gives us de length."
"We're supposed ta find de height of de flagpole," said Boudreaux, "but we don't got a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Thibodeaux shook his head and laughed, "Ain't dat just like a dumb blonde. We axe for de height, and she gives us de length."
RichB
Well-known member
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Cheers,
Rich
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Cheers,
Rich
Swordsman
Active member
Now I'm starting to understand a little more about you Dave .... Not a lot of commonsense Ehh ???
Gator
Well-known member
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware. "
Barney
Well-known member
A priest, a rabbi and a pastor walked into a bar.
The bartender said, "what is this? A Joke?"
What goes Vroom Screech, Vroom Screech, Vroom Screech?
A blonde at a blinking red light
What do you call a percussionist without a girlfriend?
Homeless
The Joint Chiefs of Staff are having a discussion. Each one claiming their enlisted members are the bravest.
The CNO (Chief of Naval Operations) says it is the SEALS and to prove his point he orders a SEAL to bring him the head of the leader of ISIS... A week later it is done
The Army Chief of Staff says it is Delta Force and orders one of them to take out the Kim Jong-un... a week later, done
The AF Chief says I'll show you courage and calls over his clerk and orders a cup of coffee. The clerk says, Get your own damn coffee.
The bartender said, "what is this? A Joke?"
What goes Vroom Screech, Vroom Screech, Vroom Screech?
A blonde at a blinking red light
What do you call a percussionist without a girlfriend?
Homeless
The Joint Chiefs of Staff are having a discussion. Each one claiming their enlisted members are the bravest.
The CNO (Chief of Naval Operations) says it is the SEALS and to prove his point he orders a SEAL to bring him the head of the leader of ISIS... A week later it is done
The Army Chief of Staff says it is Delta Force and orders one of them to take out the Kim Jong-un... a week later, done
The AF Chief says I'll show you courage and calls over his clerk and orders a cup of coffee. The clerk says, Get your own damn coffee.
