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2025 Plastic Surgeons Meetings and Other Fun!

Rhino

Super Moderator
Hi guys! Welcome to this years Plastic Surgeon club thread!
That's right! Our merry band of Model Miscreants weathered another year without serious casualty or damage!
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Teresa built a new Lighthouse Pen. The light operates! Not really a fade to bright and fade out light, but still really cool! We're looking for red and white acrylic pen blanks that look like bricks to add to the lighthouse-ness of this US made inkstick. Next up, she built another T-rex out of yarn. This one is a contract build for our friends that own Napoli's Italian restaurant in Marion, Iowa. A more dapper Yarn-a-saurus Rex to be sure!
We shall dine together in the finest fashion with the meals we will trade Snazzy Rex for!
The going rate for skilled contract yarn scratch-building is 3 cents a stitch.
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The Baby blankie she made for her co-worker Riley was a huge hit!
 
Next event! The weather-belated Plastic Surgeons Christmas party and gift exchange. (Dump your complete, unwanted or turd model kits on your brothers!) Sometimes the drawing is ironic and sometimes quite apropos!
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Curt arrives to join the celebration with good news of how well his wife, Tootie's cardiac pacemaker is working. She's almost back to her usual self! Replaced the worn-out points with a new Mallory electronic ignition module? Kevin Nelson's ocular surgeon is amazed at his progress. His vision has been restored to 20/20 and 20/40. Kevin has come a long way since his surgeries and is a living example of the power of prayer. His wife Nancy is good fun too! Teresa and I had a fine time visiting with the Nelsons. It turns out Kevin tells Nancy every silly joke and pun I send him in text. Poor lil' thing!

Joe did get laid-off from Sauer-Danfoss, but I am sure in the coming weeks that will change that. Winter lay-off doesn't sound so bad. No driving in awful Iowa winter weather. New modeling space to play in as America's economy spins back up? Things will improve quickly!
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17 Surgeons and guests attended the Christmas celebration at the Wig & Pen in Ankeny. An English themed Pub. I must say, the room fit our group's needs comfortably, the service was good. Gold star for server Clinton! The food was hot and delicious. The price was reasonable too!
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I got to chat with D (Dedan) for a bit. He's into model ships right now and enjoying himself. It was fun to talk Ship with a much younger enthusiast! He finished an Atlantis (old Monogram tool) DKM Bismarck model and had fun doing so.
Much model ship lore do I have to pass on to D. Yes.
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Our gift exchange was good to me! In an English themed pub, sporting my Airfix Christmas jumper, my gift was the new tool Airfix 1/72 scale Bristol Beaufighter TF.X! Jolly Good! AND! I finally got shed of the gundam kit that didn't sell for 2 years on tlarmodels.com

Here are a few Christmas gifts that I remember;

Dave Bettis won 2 old school kits. Hasegawa 1/72 F-100D Super Sabre and an Italeri 1/72 JU-88/ BF-109F Mistel kit. Right up dave's alley!
D won a 1/48 Testors Lockheed U-2C spyplane kit. An exciting model!
Ray Powers has a new Atlantis Frankenstein's Flivver model kit
Nate Stevens won an Airfix WASA 1628 sailing ship kit.
Trennis Steven's prize was Tamiya's 1/350 Bismarck. A cool gift!
Kevin won a 1970 Chevelle SS and Hey Bob won an Italeri/Tamiya Eurofighter, so they swapped and both went home happy!
Bob Maloy's prize was the 21st Century Toys 1/32 Mitsubishi Zero kit.

For added Christmas fun, I brought along some dickhead coins and TLAR goodies for selected Surgeons.

Mike Rasmussen's plan is a stand-out this year. He won the gundam I donated. He thinks a diorama of a gundam guarding a bridge, crossed with Monty Python's invincible Black Knight would be funny. I think he's right! Imagine "Come back here, ya Pansy! I'll bite your legs off!" with a gundam kit! Hydraulic fluid spraying from severed limbs? "Hmmm! Toru koto narazu!" Japanese for "you shall not pass":lol::lol:
Too Funny!
Thanks for looking in!
Have fun! Put stuff together!
 
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And third, I shall divulge a Manly secret recipe. My own Trainwreck Chili.
Bear in mind that my Brother-in-law's Momma passed away and the illustrated gigantic batch of Trainwreck chili is bound for her Saturday Celebration of Life. Not many things ease an aching heart like a hot bowl of good country Fart Stew!
This will be the recipe for the standard quantity. 6 quarts.
Ingredients:
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Onion
Butter
1 Lb. ground beef.
Chopped Rabbit, frog or snake meat.
1 1/2 pounds Fareway premium Stew meat.
1 lb. Italian sausage. (Optional parts, see?!)
A can of stewed tomatoes.
A dinky can of tomater paste.
Big can and smaller can of Grimes chili beans
Can of red kidneys.
Can of Black beans.
Bear Creek "Darn Good Chili" soup bag.
Ground cumin.
Chili powder.
Sweet Paprika
Honey.

"Rhino. Why is it called Trainwreck Chili?"
Shush. I'll get to that!

Assembly Instructions.

Chop 1/3 of the onion and sauté' it in butter in the bottom of a 6 quart loomium pot. After them onions is carmelizded, Add your ground beef and brown that too.
I don't drain the fat from the ground beef.
Add stewed tomaters, paste and Bear Creek chili mix. Fill the soup mix bag with water and install that too.
Stir, cover and heat to a slow cheerful, bubbling boil.

Add stew meat, rabbit, frog or snake meat, cover and WALK AWAY!
Stir this every now and again. Flavor with chili powder, sweet paprika and cumin as you go. Too much ground Cumin will hurt you! Go easy, baby!

When this mixture is cheerfully bubbling, stir in the beaners. It takes a couple of hours for all the flavors to mix and for the meat to cook.
Stir this every now and again too. Stir in a squirt of honey.

Here's where the "Trainwreck" comes in.
Go to the 'fridge. If there's not a Yak in it, find any leftover meat or potato that isn't blue or furry, chop that up and stir it in.
Figure on a about a 2 hour covered simmer. Sample and season as you go.

Serve with nice, fresh, sour cream, Fritos, fresh cornbread and as much grated cheese as you wish for.
"Sour Cream?!"
Research conducted by the pilots and crew of Naval Air Station White Oak has proven conclusively that the violent, explosive flatulent effect of consuming Trainwreck chili is lessened by use of sour cream. :stinker: LESSENED ONLY! It does cure chills and some minor sinus ailments.
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A Manly meal indeed, Suh!
There you go Errains!

Consider yourself warned. :Drinks:
 
Chopped Rabbit, frog or snake meat.
1 1/2 pounds Fareway premium Stew meat.
1 lb. Italian sausage. (Optional parts, see?!)

Add stew meat, rabbit, frog or snake meat, cover and WALK AWAY!
Stir this every now and again. Flavor with chili powder, sweet paprika and cumin as you go. Too much ground Cumin will hurt you! Go easy, baby!

When this mixture is cheerfully bubbling, stir in the beaners. It takes a couple of hours for all the flavors to mix and for the meat to cook.
Stir this every now and again too. Stir in a squirt of honey.

Here's where the "Trainwreck" comes in.
Go to the 'fridge. If there's not a Yak in it, find any leftover meat or potato that isn't blue or furry, chop that up and stir it in.

Serve with nice, fresh, sour cream, Fritos, fresh cornbread and as much grated cheese as you wish for.
"Sour Cream?!"
Research conducted by the pilots and crew of Naval Air Station White Oak has proven conclusively that the violent, explosive flatulent effect of consuming Trainwreck chili is lessened by use of sour cream. :stinker: LESSENED ONLY! It does cure chills and some minor sinus ailments.


I love a recipe that allows for personalization! Like finding a use for roadkill on the way to get my ingredients! Possum, squirrel, venison, and more!

While I like the sour cream, it lessens the medicinal effects! To improve on them, have chili before a long road trip with the one ailing of chills and/or sinus issues! As for the other one in the car, I'm ready!

 
I forgot to tell all y'all what the optional Italian sausage is for! ZORN!
Roll the Italian sausage in quarter-sized balls and drop them in the simmering chili.
They will cook while simmering into yummy, spicy, little meatballs that can be easily avoided by the the less stout of heart.
They add a bit of "Mama Mia!!" to an otherwise traditional Rhiner recipe.
 
What do you think the vibrations from the engine and road do on that long road trip! Activate the relief valve!
:stinker:
Fartblossom 2 actual made the trip to West Des Moines and back without slopping or spilling any chili.
Many of the guests commented on how much they enjoyed it. We arrived a couple of hours early to help with chores and welcome guests.
I patrolled my Seester's house to make sure those guests with ill intent left with the same things in their pockets as the arrived with.
If you look people in the eye and tell them a Yak joke, you can sense bad intent.
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We came home with about a quart of chili and other leftover goodies. There was a lot of food!
 
30 January 2025 Meeting post.
To begin, business took precedence over show & tell at this meeting. IPMS Fort Crook is considering a National Convention bid in 2028 and Scott Hackney has reached out to us about being the helping hands of another Omaha National show. I likewise posed this to IPMS Alexander Lippisch in Cedar Rapids. No real news so far. It would be a large financial undertaking for our membership to stay the whole convention in Omaha to meet this need. Hey! You never know!

Region 14's Chapter coordinator, Robert (Bob) Delaney has been promoted in the IPMS/USA ranks to IPMS/USA Director of local Chapters.
IPMS/USA seeks a new Region 14 coordinator. Many of our members received emails encouraging us to apply for approval to this newly vacant IPMS position and a link to the responsibilities and duties of this unpaid volunteer position. Bob's being 'fleeted up" leaves big shoes to fill. He went to nearly every local contest and was a super-friendly, enthusiastic guy! Good Luck, Bob!

For myself, having freshly left the ranks of IPMS/USA, I don't feel like "Obligation" and "Hobby" go together. My experience with the IPMS/USA website has been abysmal. They forget your paid membership login and password. You now print your own membership card from a pdf they email to you, but there isn't a "Member since....." on the printed card. There isn't a national convention anywhere near a reasonable distance from my home and won't be for many moons to come.

The Journal is now entitled "IUJ" which I find similar to IUD and vaguely sexually offensive. Chris Bucholtz has left as editor and that will cause the journal content to suffer. There is a new member registration system called Wild Apricot for registering your models to the IPMS/USA server, so you can enter your models with a right click and print your forms for any IPMS sanctioned event. I based on how well the website has served the membership, I shudder to think about how Wild Apricot will work (Or Not). One comfort is that Scott Hackney's sweetheart operates the Wild Apricot system, so we know there is an actual intelligent person involved.

It was humorous and surprising to find awards and challenge coins from the most recent national convention misspelled the word "Madison". It was "Madision" instead. You know, because the name "Madison, Wisconasin" is SO very exotic. On the contest t-shirts "Madison" was correctly spelled.

I don't believe the national organization remembers who their "Customer" really is. I decided not to spend my hard-earned money on things that don't work or that I don't like anymore.

Ready for models?
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Francisco completed his I :love: Kits 1/35 Royal Navy X-Craft. This is the old Merit tooling, and he built it into a fine replica. What you cannot tell from my humble photos, is that the 2,000 pound explosive charges on either side are held on with magnets and can removed from the X-boat to blow out the bottom DKM Tirpitz! Then, they can be just as easily re-installed. Francisco did a nice job finishing his figures as well.

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Mark Johnson is building a modified Revell 1/24 scale FOOSE Ford pick-up model. He's making improvements to the FOOSE truck kit, that include more detailed suspension and interior. The dash is from a '59 Chevy. Mark and I seem to share the same model affliction.

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Joachim is working on a few models. He has a new stand for building his 1/48 Me-262-a1. Academy's 1/35 M1A1 Abrams SEP/TUSK-Issippi tank kit is coming along quite well! The Bandai 1/72 Snowspeeder looks very nice! The under-dappling black basing effect is not really visible at all. A 1/72 Meng Leopard 2A4 and an Oka missile carrier.

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Business took so long I didn't get to here about all of Nathan Steven's 1/72 Airplane models. I can see a Heller 1/72 Saab j-21 fighter, an RS models 1/72 HE-112 in Spanish markings, a pair of Academy PV-1 Ventura builds, I think I see Revell Ag 1/72 JU-290 and He-177 kits in progress.
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Bob Maloy is chopping a '47-48 Chevy Fleetline coupe. (I think?)

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Hey Bob Haag busies himself with a '29 Ford Phaeton sedan. And don't the seats look comfy!?!

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Ross Petra has a box of airplane stuff for D.

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A not-quite-complete Anigrand 1/72 P-67B Moonbat made her club meeting debut. I delivered Nate's Moonbat doggie-bag and wished him luck on his resin Moonbat build.

One of the people in attendance this night chose tonight to bemoan his lack of communication about the rescheduling of the club Christmas party. The girl-hissy-fit included the fact that he had driven all the way from his home and found no club members there! AND he given Nate his business card to throw away twice and still receives no input from him. Having sent a message on the Plastic Surgeons website (Who knew anyone could do that?) and received no answer for 2 whole weeks, this self-important tirade continued! Joachim and Nate suggested checking the club Facebook page for current events and updates "I DON'T FACEBOOK!" shouts followed. There's no shouting in Club meetings!!

Nate is watching me. I'm doing my level best to keep a straight face. I'm readying myself to tell Cry-Baby off, when Nate shifts into "City Councilman" gear, and as if he is speaking to a spoiled child, takes ownership of this imagined oversight in a very official-sounding way.
The Hissy-volcano subsides.

It could be that this person just dramatically demonstrated why he is not well liked and why nobody really wants to play with him.
What a MAROON!

ME?! I was a picture of restraint! I didn't do one naughty, truthful thing! Honest! I didn't even laugh out loud until we almost got to the car!

Thanks for looking in!!
 
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Thursday, 13 February meeting:
The impromptu Club meeting We tried to have at Powell for Ray was abbreviated by the discovery of how contagious Ray's disease was.
Rodney, Teresa, Francisco and I suffered no illness from our exposure, and Ray really appreciated our attempt to cheer him!
Ray is home from the hospital after his near fatal bout with viral pneumonia (RSV). He's on walk-around o2, but as cantankerous as ever!
We aren't bringing Ray to a club meeting until he is off of oxygen and up and around much better.
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Francisco arrived at Hobbytown, Ankeny around 1840 for the Club meeting. It looked like it might be lightly attended. Bone-chilling winter temps kept all but the most stalwart surgeons home, in their cozy houses. Francisco's 1/48 Saab Viggen is a work in progress. It the Swedish splinter camo! I had another picture of the Viggen, but it was an HEVC file.
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The Stalwarts arrive. Nate and Trennis Stevens bring what look like finished 1/72 He-112, Saab J-21 and a pair of Academy PV-1 Venturas.
D brings his Atlantis re-issue of Monogram's 1/570 DKM Tirpitz and a huge COBI DKM Bismarck. New member Bob Welch (No that's not Billy Gibson!) and Bob Maloy admire D's ships.
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Loren evidently brought more stuff he bought. We weren't there to endure the inexorable explanation of where these hobby items came from, cost and savings on shipping costs. A pair of Eduard 1/72 P-51D Mustang model kits?

No Plastic Surgeon can dispute Loren's, proficient, proliferous plastic-purchasing prowess.
Primarily proficiently putting plastic parts together is a Plastic Surgeon priority. In short, build SOMETHING Loren, FFS!!!
I do not know if there was more foot-stomping or fist-banging at this meeting.
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I finished my TLAR Models 1/700 1833 Revenue Cutter Roger B. Taney.
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Likewise, TLAR Models 1/700 USCG Thetis class cutter, CGC Icarus is done. She will be on the market when I finish the instructions.
Thanks Francisco for your pictures and information about this meeting!
 
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My friend and TLAR Models board member, Frank Miller has been proficiently painting and putting plastic parts together.
Vietnam era US Navy spec/ops 1/72 Kaman Seaspite, a pair of 1/72 Cessna T-337 Skymasters in their USAF O-2 FAC livery and then, the 1/87 HO scale NASCAR 1970 Dan Gurney Daytona Charger. Frank is a member of IPMS Alexander Lippisch.
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The finished Dan Gurney racing machine!
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Now, lookie heyer!! Frank also completed his TLAR Models 10th Anniversary Rick Raccoon figure! Frank is a cigar enthusiast, so his stogie detail is above reproach.
Bravo, Mr. Miller! Well done, indeed!
 
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My last IUJ (formerly the aptly named IPMS/USA Journal) arrived today. How can I possibly continue Life without this new, inane version of a periodical that was once informative, traditional and well written?!
ZORN!
I just don't know....

All joking aside, there is an interesting 9-page article about a guy named Bruce MacRae. Bruce is a long-time modeler and found his way into being paid to make models and replicas for Hollywood movies. His hobby was modeling for himself as well. Bruce MADE it!
Author Robert Lomassarro seems incapable of spelling Lloyd Jones of Revell models properly. "Llyod"? Please.
 
I watched most of this live podcast last night. If you haven't seen it, Brandon and Russ Lowe, (his dad) talk about models and model manufacturing and distributing. Jeff Herne came on after a bit to chat about paint and 3d printed tracks. Jeff tells us how many different kinds of tracks were installed on Sherman tanks in WW II, and how many he will produce. My eyes began to glaze over.

There is a live chat feature during the original broadcast so you can ask questions or add comments, but they seem to go mostly unnoticed.

The poignant bit to me was why so many different versions of "Bread & Butter" models continue to be issued and re-issued.
Brandon commented the the B-17, P-51, Tiger Tank and Sherman tank are the most popular subjects in North American (Damn Yankees!) The Spitfire and the Me-109 rank right up there too. I don't have anything against these subjects. There are Men that build little besides P-51s or Sherman tanks and good for them, as a rumored re-issue of Dragon's 1/6 Sherman may be possible. Oh joy!

I would like to see Dragon wrap up and finally issue their 1/700 CVN-65 USS Enterprise in her 1980's fit. Many Moons (12+ years) ago I actually had the test-shot in my hands, but still no new Big E kit.

Fly Models 1/72 F7F Tigercat kit looks very promising, but after this discussion, I remain skeptical about the kit's actual 2025 release.

This why it is rare for a mainstream model company to gamble on a more esoteric subject, and I get it. Lloyd Jones of Revell was once quoted as saying "Model companies don't make models. Model companies make money." Do we need another P-51 Mustang? Me-109? '57 Chevy?
Good God no, but they do produce revenue. Will modelers be caught in an endless cycle of Bread & Butter? I hope it is otherwise.

That being said, I'm pretty sure we can kiss a mainstream, injection molded 1/72 B-32 or P-67 goodbye. Nobody with stones enough to produce a truly new and exciting modeling subject.

I bent my "No Communist Models" rule just a little. I ordered a Gecko Models 1/35 Vietnam M-67 Otter kit from Squadron. Perhaps I may also allow myself a Meng 1/35 M-114 Cav Scout kit too. Perhaps. These are esoteric enough to be exciting to me.
 
Maybe one day they will get the P51 right. :tomato:

3d printing world could change the landscape of all those esoteric subjects, all we need is a skilled cad developer to convert drawings the files.
 
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