World Cup humour

[Rudi Richardson]

After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup the Nigerian goalkeeper personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans who travelled to South Africa.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction...

 

[moon puppy]

Now that, is funny....

 

[Rudi Richardson]

Some more.... at the expense of jolly old England

Some more.... at the expense of jolly old England :laugh: :laugh:

What’s the difference between Cinderella and the England football team?
Cinderella wanted to get to the ball....

Os@ma bin L@den has just released a new TV message to prove he is still
alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely
s**t. British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the
message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

Robert Green - The only man to leave Africa with out catching anything .

In a statement from broadcasting house, all future England games will now
be shown on the gay porn channel. It is thought that 11 ar$εholes being
regularly shafted is too explicit for regular TV.

I can't believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily
have beaten......I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning,
"its so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly
struggling, and facing the impossible" said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.

What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
- Robert Green has got a cap for his.

Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied,
"No way. You got yourself into this f*****g mess, don't ask me to sort it
out..."

The FA have launched an inquiry to find out how a fan found his way into
the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Emile Heskey found his way
into the dressing room.

FIFA have released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the
dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.

I've just won two tickets to see the England team. Do you want to come with me?
We'll catch the bus to Gatwick Airport on Thursday and watch them come home

I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross
and they're calling it the laughing stock.

What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

News Flash: Huge spike in sales of pink fairy tutus at Glastonbury Festival by
blokes too embarrassed to wear their England shirt.-

What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
A referee.-

Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer.-

What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the PlayStation.

What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.-

What's the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.

David Blaine is said to be gutted after his record for doing nothing in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney

 

[Jenny Croft]

Re:Some more.... at the expense of jolly old England

Geez Rudi , Way to make friends :laugh: !

Simon , Ant , all the other British members , he is in Victoria so do not bomb New South Wales :laugh: :laugh: .

Jenny :kiss:

 

[Rudi Richardson]

Re:Some more.... at the expense of jolly old England

jenny croft wrote:

Geez Rudi , Way to make friends :laugh: !

Simon , Ant , all the other British members , he is in Victoria so do not bomb New South Wales :laugh: :laugh: .

Jenny :kiss:

Jenny,

I received these from a Pom, besides, I took out the really nasty ones :laugh:

R~

 

[Jenny Croft]

Re:Some more.... at the expense of jolly old England

Well do not blame me if you do not get any cristmas cards from the UK , Letterbombs yes , christmas cards Unlikely

We have an ashes series to endure too

Jenny :kiss:

 

[Kreighshoer]

why not jenny? i bet that rudi will have a santa claus visit!

most likely he won't be so nice and his merry x-mas wishes could be a bit scary

but i bet that santa will drop something down the chimney for you rudi

 

[Jenny Croft]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mMaRmMthWQ

Jenny :kiss:

 

[Jenny Croft]

Kreighshoer wrote:

but i bet that santa will drop something down the chimney for you rudi

hmy: James , is that you ? :huh: :S

Jenny :kiss:

 

[Legio Italica]

Kreighshoer wrote:

why not jenny? i bet that rudi will have a santa claus visit!

most likely he won't be so nice and his merry x-mas wishes could be a bit scary

but i bet that santa will drop something down the chimney for you rudi

:laugh: B) :p

Laura, I really like one sitting on the chimney... :drink Right now I'm thinking of the many people I know that I would do the same at their home... :peace

Massimo

 

[jknaus]

jenny croft wrote:

Kreighshoer wrote:

but i bet that santa will drop something down the chimney for you rudi

hmy: James , is that you ? :huh: :S

Jenny :kiss:

Unless you are a very naughty young lady, you'll never know. I havent seen you in the naughty corner, but then again she who makes the rules......
Hmm maybe should ask Richie if you should be added to list. :evil:

James :laugh:

 

[AndyFettes]

I thought they were quite funny