Morning Crisis at Residental Unit

[RichB]

PROBLEM
1. Caffeinated beverage brewing device failed.
2. The female unit does not operate within specified parameters without adequate ingestion of subject beverage.

ACTION
1. Red Alert declared.
2. Male unit, with a two element stubentiger detachment, conducted a search for and recovery of the camping caffeinated beverage brewing device mitigating the immediate effect of Problems 1 and 2.
3. Additional caffeinated beverage obtained enroute to drop zone. Female unit reasonably happy following ground insertion.

RESOLUTION
1. Priority mission for male unit to conduct reconnaisance for and procurement of a replacement caffeinated beverage brewing device, immediately, if not sooner.

Cheers,
RichB

 

[Duke Maddog]

Yes, I know how that is, having experienced it first hand! Hilarious!

 

[moon puppy]

That's hilarious! Good one Rich

 

[Barney]

Sweat Jesus! How did you survive such a crisis? SWMBO would have killed everything lying in the city limits if she didn't get her morning coffee.

 

[jknaus]

I'm just surprised you didn't call out 417 Sqn for SAR and 409 to do a strike with a payload of premium Caffeinated
Brewing device and Fresh ground Colombian Coffee beans lol
James

 

[Heavens Eagle]

I do tea and have multiple ways of heating water.
It's a guy thing to have back ups.