Controlling the Noise During Sukkot (Jewish Holidays)

[Sharkmouth]

Sukkot is a week long holiday in which families live in tents. Well, it is 10pm here and they were busy making a lot of noise chattering, singing, and I need to get up early. My wife took me to the patio to look at the full moon and I got an idea! Yes, this is where trouble usually happens.

My wife looked in shock as I breathed in to my full lung capacity, cupped my mouth, and HOWLED as loud as I could at the moon and then into each of the four directions.

The result, silence...

Awaiting police reports of a werewolf!

 

[moon puppy]

Allow me..pardon me... I go this.

 

[Sharkmouth]

Awaiting police reports of a werewolf!

The howling was reported to the police but I have an alibi!

Caught on a Ring camera in my neighborhood! Coyote, a nice healthy one! Probably catching all these fawns overrunning

the place.

 

[moon puppy]

Yeah he's fat! I suspect may kitties are MIA around there. The ones around here are skinny, too much competition with hunters.

 

[Sharkmouth]

Yeah he's fat! I suspect many kitties are MIA around there.

Could be but I also noticed a drop in fawns accompanying the deer. for some idiotic reason, I am NOT allowed to discharge a weapon on my property to hunt them. They have eaten so much in the gardens here and I have a hankering for some venison! Wait, maybe I AM a werewolf?

 

[Steve Ski]

Sukkot is a week long holiday in which families live in tents. Well, it is 10pm here and they were busy making a lot of noise chattering, singing, and I need to get up early. My wife took me to the patio to look at the full moon and I got an idea! Yes, this is where trouble usually happens.

My wife looked in shock as I breathed in to my full lung capacity, cupped my mouth, and HOWLED as loud as I could at the moon and then into each of the four directions.

The result, silence...

Awaiting police reports of a werewolf!

Lol, that must a been hilarious Outstanding! Up here we've got the Grey Wolves, courtesy of the folks in Olympia. Coyotes thinned out considerably upon the GW intro, but now are on the comeback, meaning ranchers don't ask questions, they just apply the three "S" rule. The old saying, "I don't have a backhoe, but my neighbor does."

Funny you mention the wolf part now as our ponies have been getting agitated the last few mornings, dogs too.

P.S. That's a brave yote, and a dead one, if he was up this way, without a doubt.

 

[Sharkmouth]

P.S. That's a brave yote, and a dead one, if he was up this way, without a doubt.

That was the case a few years ago but I think EVERYONE learned their lesson after the rare deer sightings became herds jumping over garden fences and eating everything in reach. They even ate my hot peppers, and when I say they are hot peppers, I mean HOT peppers like Ghost, Carolina Reaper, and so on! I hope those deer's' rectums were on FULL AFTERBURNER!

 

[Rhino]

I have a 2-foot section of 1-inch aqua-pex that I blow through to make an unearthly. loud sound.
Our new neighbor said her heard an animal call he wasn't familiar with one night.
Making my most thoughtful face, I sagely advised him "It was probably a Bearcat or a Buzzhog. When you hear that, best stay indoors."

A momma cat and two kitten terrorists have been about our place of late. I filled a water dish, but we haven't fed them.
The little gray-stripy terrorist is named Earl. Coyotes will probably get them one of these nights.