Got this from Mike a while back and wanted to post it then. Didn't get around to it.
It's credited to
Joe Porter
(Editor & Project Manager, VLS Mail Order)
Not sure if he actually sent or created this, suspect someone here could find out.
I was scoring pretty good till I got to the last one...
Thanks Joe!
It's credited to
Joe Porter
(Editor & Project Manager, VLS Mail Order)
Not sure if he actually sent or created this, suspect someone here could find out.
| 1. Score 100 points if you ever called in sick to finish a model. |
| 2. Score 50 points if you ever needed assistance getting unsuperglued. |
| 3. Deduct 75 points if you own a set of golf clubs. |
| 4. Score 40 points if you ever helped yourself to that cool sand in an upright hotel ashtray. |
| 5. Score 2 points for every bottle of paint on your workbench. Add 50 bonus points if you own your own paint rack. |
| 6. Score 200 points if a hobby tool incident has required stitches. |
| 7. Score 75 points if, on arriving in a strange town, the first thing you look for is hobby shops in the phone book. Score 300 bonus points if you ever-planned -a family vacation to include a model show. |
| 8. Score 25 points if you have something from the kitchen on your workbench. Score 100 bonus points if your wife doesn't know it's missing. |
| 9. Score 50 points if you shop for hobby supplies,unaccompanied, in a fabric or cosmetics store. |
| 10. Score 50 points for each pack of Grandt Line bolts you ever bought. |
| 11. Score 25 points for every kit you have purchased in the last year. Score 250 bonus points for every project you have completed. |
| 12. Score 50 points if you're left-handed. |
| 13. Deduct 300 points if you ever sold some of your unbuilt kits. |
| 14 Score 30 points for every non-modeler who has seen your models and said, "Oh, I used to do that when I was a kid |
| 15. Deduct I 00 points for every unfinished project you've set aside. |
| 16. Score 500 points if you ever purchased a Mascot figure. Score 800 bonus points if you painted it. Deduct 1000 points if you did anything weird after that. |
| 17. Score 150 points if you ever ordered a kit through the mail, and had it sent to your office so your wife wouldn't find out. Score 500 sympathy points if your hobby has cost you a relationship. |
| 18. Score 600 points if the local library refers inquiries to you. |
| 19. Deduct 5000 points if you ever used a penlight while judging. |
| 20. Score 50 points for every part you dropped - and found! |
| 21. Score 75 points if you own Optivisors. |
| 22. Score 425 points if someone else smashed their models when you showed up at a contest. |
| 23. Score 350 points if, lacking reference, you ever "invented" a detail on a model, and passed it off as I 00% accurate. |
| 24. Score 75 points if you use different "mood music" for different modeling projects. |
| 25. Score 250 points if you ever found someone else's drool on one of your models. |
| 26. Deduct ALL YOUR POINTS if you actually scored yourself. You should be in there building models, not using your valuable time taking frivolous quizzes. |
I was scoring pretty good till I got to the last one...
Thanks Joe!
